This was like the best ted talk i’ve ever seem
Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.
H… how could you do something so horrible? That chair is the single greatest of all mobile chairs.
the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time
you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke
me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that