I like milk

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

brozor:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

this parking job is something my dad would do

brozor:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

this parking job is something my dad would do

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

binarysunrise:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

AND Peter has the equivalent strength of a human-sized spider which is REALLY REALLY STRONG. Natasha at the end of the day is only human. (Which says a lot considering she can more than keep up with mutants and super humans and gods)

All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.

iamthejohnno:

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

fillingnegativespace:

therainartist:

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THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

This is perfection…

This is brilliant!

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?